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But Daddy I love Him Crop Tee
$29.99
BUT DADDY...
I LOVE HIM!!
Deny, Defend, PROPOSE to Luigi Mangione in this adorable crop top tee. Perfect for Valentine's Day
"BUT DADDY… I LOVE HIM!!" Crop Top Tee
Declare your undying devotion to Luigi Mangione (or whatever unlikely romantic figure your heart desires) in this delightfully chaotic crop top tee. With its bold statement straight out of a melodramatic soap opera, this design screams, “Yes, I’m in love, and no, your opinions don’t matter!” Perfect for Valentine’s Day, date nights, or just existentially wandering through the collapse of modern society.
Made for those who prefer to wear their romantic desperation with pride and a sprinkle of irony, this crop top is lightweight, soft, and ridiculously comfortable. It’s also the perfect garment to express your love while watching capitalism implode in real-time. Pair it with jeans, skirts, or your favorite protest sign as you stroll through a dystopian landscape of overpriced lattes and rent you’ll never own.
Features:
- 100% cotton blend that’s as soft as the illusion of a free market
- Cropped hem for a casual, rebellious look
- Bold, unapologetic typography that says, “My love outlasts supply chain delays”
Care Instructions:
- Turn inside out to protect the sarcasm from the washing machine’s judgment.
- Wash with cold water on a gentle cycle, much like the fragile state of the global economy.
- Air dry or tumble dry low—because the planet doesn’t need more heat.
- Avoid ironing directly over the design; it’s resilient, just like your doomed romantic fantasies.
Disclaimer:
Wearing this tee may lead to:
- Questionable life choices.
- A newfound appreciation for absurd declarations of love.
- Discussions about the inevitable end of capitalism with strangers in coffee shops.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: love might not save the world, but it sure makes the chaos more entertaining. 💔
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 23.00 |
| Length, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.00 | 20.62 | 21.25 | 21.87 |
.: 65% polyester, 35% combed, ring-spun cotton
.: Extra light fabric (3.5 oz/yd² (118 g/m²))
.: Relaxed, modest fit
.: Raw sleeve and bottom hems
.: Tear-away label
Product information: Next Level, 5080, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean